On bus, train or plane,
It keeps you sane.
Pot for one, next empty chair,
In your pocket, it's always there.
Running late for a date,
Jenny's a mate she'll wait,
She won't be vexed
if you send a text.
Going by car? Fill up the tank,
Forgot cash and card.
Your phone you can thank.
Press and click, it's not hard.
Don't make a fuss if you miss the bus
Call city cabs, please don't to cuss,
No need to wait, five minutes you hear,
He's on his way, that's quick, he's here.
Car won't start, don't lose heart,
Battery's flat, phone is smart,
AAs on call, you're a member,
Put it on charge, it is November.
Doing a big shop, forgot the list,
It's not on your phone,
What have you missed,
OK give in ring home.
Put it on charge, don't forget,
Or you'll be left in the lurch.
Remember to mute
When in the church.
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