Not Rainbow Woman

  I am not an exciting, brilliant red woman.

I am not a dynamic, energetic orange woman.

I am not a shining, beaming yellow woman.

I am not a peaceful, calming green woman.

I am not a communicative, opinionated blue woman.

I am not a shadowy, spiritual purple woman.

I am not a dainty, blushing pink woman.

I am a plain, ordinary, BEIGE woman.

But Arnold Bennet said that he was fascinated by "The interestingness of ordinariness".